me (not caffeinated): anxious
me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly
jolting awake @ 3AM mood
- me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
- my body: water
- me: what?
- my body, louder: Woter
- guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
- guys: ew, fat chicks
- guys: ew, skinny chicks
- guys: ew
band: sings about being in love
me: can’t relate
florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren
me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too
